Saitama police have re-arrested a company employee, Kunio Kobayashi(25) for stealing women’s underwear while the items were drying outside.

The same city of Hanyu has seen ten incidents of women’s skirts or dresses being pulled up to reveal what is underneath, perpetrated by a horny villain who wears women’s panties over his head while exposing his lower half au naturel since around November last year.

Kobayashi has hinted at his guilt for at least some of the crime.

“I was filled with lust and wanted to taste the thrill of doing it without getting caught.”

He was previously arrested in February for stealing a 22-year-old girl’s panties in the same city while they were drying outside. A search of his home found around 100 pairs of women’s panties. “I picked them up or stole them,” he said.

He was then questioned on the street in May and was then in possession of women’s underwear. In March he also was arrested for whipping up the skirt of a women in her sixties while wearing women’s underwear on his head.

We like this guy. He’s really passionate about his fetish area — from wearing them to stealing them, and also trying to share their wonders with the rest of the world.

Everyone’s mad about Dan Mitsu these days.

But how about this Taiwanese beauty, Sharon Hsu? She’s being called the Dan Mitsu of Taiwan.

Her assets are very similar to Dan’s: A height of 161cm, with a 82cm bust and 56cm waist. She was also born in 1981, the same year as Dan, of course.

She’s been a model since her teens and featured in Vogue, Elle and other fashion magazines. She’s also released bestselling photo books and her songs have been viewed hundreds of thousands of times on YouTube.

What do you think? Does she compare to Dan Mitsu?

This lends a whole new meaning to titty-fucking, called paizuri in Japan.

The Love Titty Onahole is a masturbator in the shape of a breast being cupped.

Okay, there are plenty of breast toys, including ones where you can fuck right between the bust for a great paizuri experience.

But this one’s a bit different. On top of the hole inside the titty masturbator, there are also two other mini holes. You slip bullet vibrators into these to add a buzzing sensation on your member.

Never has screwing a breast felt so good or so practical!

Japanese breasts are very underrated. We hope this toy changes people’s minds about them!

A teacher in Shiga has been caught installing a miniature camera in the girls’ toilets at the elementary school where he works.

A student found the secret video camera one morning and told the school honchos.

Before the school could even launch a full investigation the teacher responsible confessed. Apparently the fortysomething educator had been off work for almost a year for undisclosed mental issues and this was how he “celebrated” his return to his duties.

Apparently his tech skills, along with his ability to keep a secret, need some training as he failed to record any of the girls.

Police have yet to charge the teacher and instead apologies have been offered to the parents of the students by the school.

Shiga prefecture’s schools have been in the headlines before for several other scandals involving teachers recording the girls in their care, not to mention the very high profile bullying case last year that led to a student’s suicide.

This blog may well be called Tokyo Kinky but that doesn’t preclude us from stepping over the water sometimes to write about the wonders that are women in China, Taiwan or Korea.

We have a particular liking for Korean girls, not least the stunning actresses — who are much more willing to take off their clothes for hot sex scenes in films than their Japanese counterparts.

We are the lucky recipients of this and in fact have previously tempted opinionated readers to join us in speculating which girls are sexier — Japanese or Korean?

Well, there is of course no real answer to such a question. When the quality is this high, it’s not about “better”.

In honor of our peninsular stars, we hereby present a very unofficial and very incomplete list of the sexiest Korean actresses and models today, with a selection of the films for which they are best known and/or which feature their nude scenes. (We strongly, strongly suggest you track down these scenes!)

The lines can get blurry sometimes in Asia but for now, we’ve excluded women who are exclusively or predominantly known for their singing work. So this means, there’s no Kwon Yu-ri (Girls’ Generation), Kim Yoo-bin (Wonder Girls) et al.

Enough intro: Here is our list — in order of date of birth.

Kim Hye-soo (김혜수)
Born in 1970
As seen in: Hypnotized

Jeon Do-yeon (전도연)
Born in 1973
As seen in: Happy End, The Housemaid, Untold Scandal

Kim Sa-rang (김사랑)
Born in 1978
As seen in: Secret Garden

Park Si-yeon (박시연)
Born in 1979
As seen in: The Scent

Lee Hyo-ri (이효리)
Born in 1979
As seen in: Fin.K.L

Bae Doo-na (배두나)
Born in 1979
As seen in: Air Doll, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, Spring Blossom, Cloud Atlas

Kim Gyu-ri (김규리)
Born in 1979
As seen in: Portrait of a Beauty

Kim Tae-hee (김태희)
Born in 1980
As seen in: Iris

Song Hye-kyo (송혜교)
Born in 1981
As seen in: Full House

Song Ji-hyo (송지효)
Born in 1981
As seen in: A Frozen Flower

Jo Yeo-jeong (조여정)
Born in 1981
As seen in: The Servant, The Courtesan

Jun Ji-hyun (전지현)
Born in 1981
As seen in: Windstruck

Kang Hye-jung (강혜정)
Born in 1982
As seen in: Oldboy, Rules of Dating, Welcome to Dongmakgol!

Kim Shi-hyang (김시향)
Born in 1982

Son Dam-bi (손담비)
Born in 1983
As seen in: Lights and Shadows

Oh In-hye (오인혜)
Born in 1984
As seen in: Red Vacance Black Wedding

Yoon Eun-hye (윤은혜)
Born in 1984
As seen in: GQ magazine, TV work

Ko Joon-hee (고준희)
Born in 1985
As seen in: Doomsday Book

Min Hyo Rin (민효린)
Born in 1986
As seen in: The Grand Heist

Honorary Mentions go to…

Grace Park (not Korean!)
Born in 1974
As seen in: Battlestar Galactica

Okay, so this has been a very, very incomplete list and the sharp-eyed among you may have spotted a disproportionate amount of images for certain ladies. Forgive us, no bias was intended!

We had so many other girls we wanted to include. Do you have any other suggestions? We’d love to do a Part Two!

The results of the AKB48 Senbatsu “general election” event are in — and the participants for the band’s 32nd single, as announced at an event on June 8th in Yokohama.

This year — the fifth “general election” — the AKB honchos changed the system slightly with “candidacies”. 246 idols stood, the most of any of the elections since 2009, including girls from all the major AKB groups and the various teams within each group: AKB48, SKE48, NMB48, HKT48, JKT48 and SNH48. Six graduated members also stood, though not Tomomi Kasai.

The big surprise was the victory of “disgraced” former AKB48 member Rino Sashihara, now officially relegated to Fukuoka’s spin-off but clearly still very popular with fans. Although only placing fourth in 2012′s election, very early on she was leading the contest and was never really challenged for the top spot.

Twenty-year-old Sashihara (“Sashiko”) got over 150,000 votes, followed by major AKB48 members Yuko Oshima (last year’s winner) (136,503), Mariko Shinoda (92,599), Mayu Watanabe (101,210) and Yuki Kashiwagi (96,905).

Of course, votes don’t mean “voters”, since many fans purchase CDs in bulk to vote multiple times.

Personal fave Haruna Kojima placed ninth, while former “top” stars like Tomomi Itano could only manage eleventh place.

The top sixteen-ranked girls will appear in the next single from AKB48, the band’s thirty-second. Sadly then this won’t include the lovely Rie Kitahara, or the “disgraced” Minami Minegishi, who ended up at eighteenth.

It is customarily on these occasions for major stars who are graduating to announce this at the election event.

Last year it was Atsuko Maeda. This year it’s Mariko Shinoda, who will leave next month.

Shinoda’s departure continues to fuel speculation on when other veterans like Minami Takahashi (eighth) and Itano. Yuko Oshima (second place) is likewise a veteran but her popularity (second place!) and relative youth (twenty-four) likely means she will stay around. Some original members like Shinoda are now getting very old by idol standards. Shinoda is a positive dinosaur at twenty-seven, so her graduation was an inevitability.

Some people to go to ANY lengths to catch a glimpse of the holy grail, it seems.

Hyogo police have arrested a twenty-six-year-old company employee from Kobe for hiding in a 30-by-45-inch grate in the side of the road in order to spy on girls’ panties as they went by.

Yasuomi Hirai has admitted his guilt.

Around 10am on June 5th, he was spotted at a grate opening in Kobe after having entered the roadside drain via a space twenty meters away.

Nearby there is a girls’ college and girls’ high school, and many of the students would pass by. Hirai also lived nearby.

A twenty-four-year-old girl saw him and asked a man to help. Poor old Hirai was then a victim of his own cunning location — once he was there, it was hard for him to either escape or pretend he was doing something more innocent.

Still, you have to commend him. He really went the extra mile for his fetish.

A women’s you-know-what needs attention. It’s not just a simple vessel for men to stick themselves in and push as hard as they can — it needs training to remain tight.

Not having children is one solution, of course.

Another is to train your vagina regularly with various exercises.

You can also use this Femi Fit Wakageru, which fits very snugly indeed.

No, this isn’t a vaginal dildo — though we reckon it could also function as one! — it’s primarily for exercising your vagina.

Your hole will close around it after you insert it (with lotion if necessary). Move your hips and body to then tighten and put pressure on your vagina, helping fight against slackness and retain its youthful feel.

Having sex afterwards will feel better for both you and your partner.

A three-party has put forward a bill proposing to extend the ban on so-called child porn to anyone even just possessing it.

The ruling LDP and its allies Komeito and Japan Restoration Party (led by Shintaro Ishihara and Toru Hashimoto) proffered the new bill to the Diet at the end of May.

The manga and anime industries have already reacted in horror to the new draconian bill.

But what does this mean for the law and the average person?

Well, if you are just possessing a picture showing a Gravure idol or swimwear idol under 18, then you are liable for arrest. “Possession” extends to having pictures on your computer or smartphone etc. (This also makes it very easy to set up people you don’t like — just email them a picture of an “underage” idol and tip off the cops.)

Of course, one of the many issues here is — how do you prove their age? Especially with idols who are often made to look younger than they are, this is a tough one.

America has already seen its own share of problems with zealous application of its “child porn” laws, such as when a mother was arrested in Texas in 2003 for having photos of her own child in the bath. There have also apparently been cases of women trying to get one over on their husbands in the divorce courts by sneaking “child porn” pictures onto their laptops.

There is also the famous case of Simon Lundström, whose wife tipped off cops in Sweden when battling him for custody of their child. They found ero manga on his computer (in the garbage can) and he was charged with possessing child pornography. However, Lundström is a manga translator and the downloads were part of his job research. Eventually, after several years in the courts and huge professional and personal losses, he was exonerated and all charges dismissed.

So guys… you have been warned. Get ready to go through your harddrives and get rid of anything even resembling a girl (photo or manga!) who might look like she is under 18. Both the cops and your ex’s might be after you!

We recently came across a bilingual interview with a hostess on Jagr Magazine. It seems genuine, though the hostess is apparently not Japanese (shame!).

Here are some highlights.

Interviewer: How does a hostess club work?

Hostess: I came to Tokyo years ago, and I never knew what a hostessing job was, but my dad’s friend told me if you want easy money, hostessing’s the right job because you’re a pretty girl.

I thought hostessing was escorting, but it’s actually like a relationship with the men. Ginza hostessing clubs are five stars. The one that I worked at was one of the top three Ginza clubs.

Interviewer: Your dad’s friend got you a job?

Hostess: Normally at the club that I worked at it’s a huge process getting a job. You have to have a uni degree. There’s a certain way you have to look. But you have to be Japanese, because the people that came into our club were politicians and movie stars. It’s members only.

I got $85 an hour as a rookie to start off. First of all, you have to go to a hairdressing salon, and you have to get your hair and makeup done, or you get 50 percent deducted off of your daily pay. There are so many different rules. Once a month you have to wear a kimono. Once a month you have to wear a dress that the clients buy you. The main thing to do as a hostess is drink because it’s commission for the girls and commission for the club. I’m [nationality withheld], so I know how to drink well.

Interviewer: How are Ginza hostesses clubs different from the rest?

Hostess: Ginza’s the number one. The highest end. Best chicks, quality women, quality behavior. The whole level is just different. Our club was members only, it was secret. The people that would come into our clubs were famous people.

Interviewer: Politicians go to hostess clubs?

Hostess: Yeah. That’s why it’s secret. They act like dicks. They get drunk and perverted.

Interviewer: Are the A‑list celebrities as weird and perverted as the politicians?

Hostess: Yeah.

Interviewer: How often did you work?

Hostess: I started off just doing it twice a week when I was living with my boyfriend, but when we broke up, I worked four times a week. 99.9 percent of the girls that work in Ginza work Monday to Friday.

Interviewer: What are the hours?

Hostess: I was at the hairdresser’s by 6. If you’re a rookie you have to be at the club at 7. The club opens at 8 and closes at 12, maybe 1 AM is the latest. Then you go to afterhours with the clients until 4 AM, whether it’s karaoke or dinners or hotel rooms. If the client wants to keep drinking with really pretty girls all night, then he’ll pay extra.

Interviewer: How much does it cost?

Hostess: To sit down at that club, you at least have to pay four grand.

Interviewer: $4,000?

Hostess: Yes, and most of the clients already have their bottles there. They have all different types of bottles. But the girls don’t like to drink whiskey or all that, so we order champagne. We have Cristal and Dom and all that. But the most expensive bottle would be about three grand.

Interviewer: Three grand?

Hostess: If we ordered a three grand bottle it doesn’t mean that we get any money. I was a rookie the whole time, so even if I was ordering a three grand bottle of champagne, the client’s girl gets the commission. She gets 10 percent of that bottle.

Interviewer: 10 percent of the bottle.

Hostess: Say her name is Sayaka, and Sayaka has four clients coming in that night. We’re called helpers, so she’ll be like, “Oh [name withheld], he likes you, come sit with us.” I’ll sit with Sayaka and her clients, say that bill’s $5,000. Then her next client comes in at $7,000. At the end of the night, she has the bill. She doesn’t share that commission with any of us because she’s the head bitch.

Interviewer: How much can a hostess make a night?

Hostess: On average night you can make six grand.

Interviewer: What about a great night?

Hostess: $10,000. I knew a girl who made 25 grand in a night.

Interviewer: What are the clients like?

Hostess: They just throw around money. Sometimes they would touch you. If they’d touch my boob it’s $100 per boob.

Interviewer: So they can touch your boob?

Hostess: Yeah.

Interviewer: A single boob and it costs $100?

Hostess: $100, yeah.

Interviewer: How does it work when you get in the club?

Hostess: The clients order which girls they want to sit with. We introduce ourselves, and there’s already bottles of what they order with their name tags in gold on the chain around the bottles. We start mixing drinks for them, and then once they start getting a bit tipsy, that’s when we ask them if we can we get a bottle of white or red or champagne.

Interviewer: You’re there until about midnight, right?

Hostess: I always wanted to leave at midnight because I couldn’t afford a cab home. I had to take a train home every time. The girls that worked there had their own clients. They had so much money that a cab’s not an issue. If you stayed afterhours with the clients they’d take you out for another meal at midnight or you’ll go to karaoke until 4 AM and they’ll pay taxi fare and it’s always $100. Girls would stay until whatever hour just to get that $100 taxi ride.

Interviewer: How were the dinners?

Hostess: Best dinners, so amazing.

Interviewer: You’re getting wined and dined.

Hostess: Wined and dined, presents, everything. But you have to be able to converse with them well.

Interviewer: So what’s your job? I thought it was about sex?

Hostess: It’s not about sex. Basically all the clients are married. In Japan, most men have mistresses. It’s just known. The wives are meant to stay at home, take care of the kids and take care of the house. Once they finish a hard day’s of work, the men want to go to a bar where they feel special, where they feel like a king, and sit with women that are beautiful and young and laugh at their shit jokes, and touch their boobs.

I didn’t want to mention this, but most of the clients have sex with the girls. They take them overseas and they have functions in Sweden or they have a meeting in London. They will take that chick with them to fuck them, obviously, but also shower them with gifts.

It does turn into a relationship because if you want to be a good hostess, you have to call them every day, text them every day, hang out with them on weekends when you’re not even getting paid, because you’re making and building a relationship. They’ll keep coming in and they’ll keep bringing in more clients and more money into the club.

There was an incident when the girl came in with their client and she would call him her boyfriend, even though he was married. We all knew that was her guy and she would tell us she went to Australia with him. She’d come and show her diamond rings and her new bag. Some girls got bought cars. Most of the girls have their clients pay their rent. The only way to get their rent paid though, is the client gets a key. When they feel like coming to the apartment, they can come and sleep over or get a blowjob or whatever. You don’t really get much freedom. A hostesses job is to be in a relationship with as many men as possible, but keep it a secret and make them feel like they’re the only ones in the room.

Interviewer: What were some of the weird sexual requests?

Hostess: Japan itself is very perverted because men don’t know how to express themselves. They keep all their sexual thoughts inside. When they actually do get to do it, they’re really perverted. Some of guys like to drink piss. Most of them like to torture the hostesses. Not fuck them, but play with their nipples until they’re bleeding. The whole torture thing makes them feel more masculine. Tying them up, pouring hot candle wax on them. They want to feel like they’re in complete control. It’s not a normal, “I love you, let’s go to the hotel room and make love.” It’s like, “Let’s get fucking weird.”

Interviewer: Everything you’re saying so far is pretty crazy. Tell me the normal stuff.

Hostess: All of the clients like to get bathed. Most of my clients would talk about their sexual wants and needs at the table. They have this thing about women’s pheromones. They love when they stink. They love BO. A lot of the clients would put their hands in the girls’ underwear and then smell their hands. The girls didn’t budge…they didn’t do anything.

Interviewer: Were there slutty girls who worked at the club?

Hostess: There were the slutty girls, yeah.

Interviewer: Would they just fuck anyone?

Hostess: They wouldn’t say that they’d do it, but I’ve seen a few of them go home in a taxi wasted with clients. There were some western guys that would come into the club and they’d always sit me with them, because I could speak English. We’d have fun and I’d drink with them and they’d laugh at my jokes, but at the end of the day, I’m not going to fuck you. So they would see that really smashed japanese girl with her tits out and she’s flirting with everyone. They’d be like, “Oh, I want to sit with her.”

Interviewer: What have you heard a girl’s done for money?

Hostess: Taking a shit on someone.

Interviewer: Jarrett Reynolds

Read the full interview on JAGR Magazine.

We’ve looked at surveys before — from men who never date to the best breasts, habits and the most-viewed Wikipedia pages.

Now Sagami, one of Japan’s leading condom makers, has released the results of a big nationwide survey, Nippon no Sex, it did in January this year.

It surveyed 14,100 men and women online (plus 29,315 in a pre-survey), aged from their twenties to their sixties, and from all of Japan’s forty-seven prefectures.

The results are a little alarming in places, such as that 40.6% of Japanese males are still virgins (as opposed to just 25.5% of women), and that the average age to lose your cherry — presuming you are not one of the 40% — is 20.5 years old.

Number of partners comes out at a reasonable 8.1, but things get more interesting when you start to break them down by area. Okinawans have sex the earliest, at 19.6 years old, while the Kagoshimans have the highest level of sexual satisfaction (Tokyo ranks fortieth!).

Here are the rankings for when men and women lose their virginities, per age group.

Meanwhile, the place with the highest number of sexual partners was Kochi (12.4), followed by Okinawa again (10.1). So it seems the south, either Okinawa, Kyushu or Shikoku, is the place to go! (Here Tokyo fared a bit better, ranking eighth with 9.5 partners.)

Here are the results for number of sexual partners, per age group.

And then per prefecture.

Men masturbate on average 6.5 times per month, as opposed to women’s 0.9 occasions — a huge difference! And the guys doing it the most are those in their twenties, with one result even clocking in at 11.1. This doesn’t seem so high to us! (For your info, cold north prefecture Akita ranked highest here.)

Sex per month was pathetic, just 2.79 times in the highest place (Saga prefecture, again in the south)!

Tokyo has an adultery rate of 25% while Chiba has a 59% rate of people who think they are “sexless”, i.e. lead a life in which sex plays no part.

All in all, it doesn’t look like a lot of fun, does it? Certainly if you don’t live in the south, your sex life is guaranteed to be substantially less interesting.

After making tentative moves at the end of last year, US gaijin tarento and Gravure model Leah Dizon has at last fully begun her comeback in Japan.

She appeared for the first time professionally in public in Tokyo at an event for a men’s cosmetic brand since leaving the country three years ago.

“Long time no see, Japan!” she said in broken Japanese and confessed to being nervous. In the interim of being away, not surprisingly, her language skills have not improved and she needed an interpreter at the event.

Dizon is still only 26 but has been through a bit of a whirlwind. After a few years of awkward non-Japanese-speaking media appearances and bikini shoots, followed by attempts to be a singer, Leah really got into the role of being a local celebrity when she got pregnant and had a shotgun wedding. After meeting BUN (apparently that’s his name) as a hair stylist on a music video shoot in 2008, they were then not very careful when it came to cementing their relationship.

She divorced her ex-stylish husband in 2010 after eighteen months and fled with her child to New York and Las Vegas, where she is said to reside with her mother.

It has been reported in a tabloid interview that BUN has stopped paying child allowance due to financial difficulties, which prompted Leah to start working again fully again, following lots of rumors that a comeback was imminent.

After such an illustrious career before, what wonders await Leah?

Certainly her image will suffer, given that now she is “tainted” with having had a child and gone through a divorce. She’s now a single mother from Las Vegas, which isn’t a “cute” idea for the guys or innocent enough to allow for sexy photo shoots like before. However, women may think she is sympathetic, due to her troubles.

In the past her agency charged as much as 1 million yen for a single appearance, so we will see if she can replicate her value again.

Eriko Sato, the actress who was once also known for very provocative photo shoots

Now 31, Sato’s career isn’t so stellar any more and she is still unmarried. So sensibly she has turned back to her roots and released another photo book of sexy shots for her male fans.

With an F-cup bust and so-called “perfect body”, the tall Eriko did the shoot in Hawaii — her first such Gravure-style one in nine years. This is the only image available right now.

“I’ve heard my bikini shots are very popular with middle-aged men. Maybe it’s because I hit the age where they can imagine me as their mistress,” she was quoted by media sources as saying.

Satoeri (her nickname) boasted that the bikini shoot in the photo book “S” features no digital touch-ups and that the secret to her youthful looks was getting enough sleep.

This isn’t the first time we’ve looked at Eriko’s assets on this blog.

Here are some older pics to remind us of her previous Gravure charms…

(On a side note, we’ve just realized her agency is called Yellow Cab. Hmm. Intriguing.)

Life is short. Have an affair.

So says the slogan Ashley Madison, the infamous social media for adultery, which has 1.8 million unique users.

It started in Canada in 2001 and now has finally come to Japan.

It works by users purchasing credits, which they can use to send mails to potential partners, so in some ways on the surface is not dissimilar to regular dating sites. But this is totally up-front that the people using the site are cheating on their real partners.

Women can join for free (yay!) and there is a translation tool if you’re interested in looking for a foreign “friend”.

Japanese men in particular really like adultery and their wives are, arguably, more accepting and willing to forgive than perhaps western counterparts.

We might go so far as to say that adultery is more common in Japan — but from visits to fuzoku brothels to relieve the stress of a sex-less marriage (perhaps as many as 50% of marriages!), and also genuine affairs, such as with hostesses or younger women from the office.

Remember, Japan is the place where Fujitsu developed an “infidelity phone” — a handset which can hide missed calls and text messages from numbers designated as “private”. All in the name of security, the makers insist, but it is the ideal phone for discreet adulterers.

Though it already exists in 27 countries, Japan is the first Asian venture for AM, so it’s a bit of an experiment. We’re not sure if this kind of streamlined, slick SNS is what men or women want here when they are going to have an affair, but the first four days netted Ashley Madison 75,000 local members (joining 19 million around the world — anonymous, natch) and 230,000 visits.

People frequently use so-called “encounter” (deai-kei) sites here, but their reputation has increasingly suffered in recent years due to high-profile cases of fraud and arrests. Ashley Madison might be slick but at least it won’t rip you off.

AM has targeted 100,000 members in the first month, and 1.2 million in the first year.

“This might be bigger here than in America,” says Noel Biderman, the CEO of the company behind Ashley Madison. “We totally underestimated the desire here.”

Our lovely idol this week is the sumptuous, slinky, smiling Eri Wada (和田絵莉).

Born in 1989 in Hyogo, west Japan, Eri Wada has been gracing our lives since her debut in 2011.

The discovery of one picture on the Internet has led to speculation that now Japanese schools are brimming with boys and girls who kiss each other for fun.

Well, that of course sounds like a perfectly ordinary school activity.

But the “school rule” is that you can only kiss members of the same sex.

The picture, which seems to be the sole source of the discussion, apparently summarizes the rules and the experiences of some kids with “kiss friends” — but where it came from is anyone’s guess. Is it from a magazine?

Personally we think this is total crap, and the surprised or confused response of netizens is rather depressing too.

Of course, no one would think twice about enjoying two ladies kissing. Perhaps we should take some of these people down to Shinjuku’s Ni-chome for some fun. They might see more than they bargained for!

You gotta admire the guts of Miyabi Asai, the member of the Kawasaki City local idol group Kawasaki Junjo Komachi whose friend was groped on a train — known as chikan — but then grabbed the culprit and held onto him.

This has made her a bit of a star, thus doing more than even her idol group’s activities ever did to raise Kawasaki’s profile.

One night on the Odakyu Line at the end of June, her 17-year-old friend was groped by a man (38). With Asai’s help they held onto the guy and gave him up to station staff at the next station.

The next day traffic to the idol group’s website went up, as did media inquiries and requests to appear at events.

So there you go, girls. If you want to further your careers, go and get the chikan!

Imagine you are out for a night of fun at a Tokyo strip club. Your eyes are naturally scanning the unbelievably hot girls on the stage.

Then you catch sight of two ladies in the audience who look familiar. Hey, aren’t they famous models? When a friend or companion assures you they are, you can then hardly believe your eyes when the following happens. She climbs onto a stage and start to do a pole dance.

That’s what happened one night an established strip club, where the models Kiko Mizuhara (22) and Eimi Kuroda (25) were in the audience. But things took a turn for the unexpected when the beautiful and slinky Kiko Mizuhara decided to try her hand (and her body) at pole dancing on the central stage.

“At first they were just watching the show,” said someone who was in the audience. “But then Kuroda got up on the stage and gave the dancer a special tip from her mouth… That got it all going. Next Mizuhara came on stage and began to copy the dancers with a pole dance!”

Kiko Mizuhara is one of the biggest fashion models in Japan today. The Japan-raised American-Korean model has in the past been linked to a Korean singer but appears to be a party girl at heart.

This is what a naked Eimi Kuroda looks like.

At any rate the audience loved it.

A woman who was in the audience said, “Kiko was wearing a small dress and it started to roll up, showing her black panties. But these had then gone up into her ass like a thong.”

I’ve had my fair share of women in my time and not all have been attractive. Sometimes they have been downright ugly, a combination of desperation, alcohol and curiosity. I found that the best blow jobs and the dirtiest of acts would invariably be performed by the less attractive girls. The hotties were more shy or modest.

This is why I was very intrigued to hear about this Debu-topia Onahole, a masturbator which gives you the sensation of having sex with a fat, “ugly” (debu) girl.

It is inspired by a cult ero game and the illustration on the cover is already a feast for the eyes.

The first thing you will notice are the rolls of fat and flab around the body. These are not just there for decoration. They add grip, acting as contour-shaped handles to hold onto as you penetrate the masturbator (or, shall we say, as you are swallowed by the girl’s flabby body).

Not surprisingly, the breasts are large and this is overall a heavy masturbator too.

There has been a rise in recent years in “fat girl” fashion in Japan. Perhaps this onahole will be good practice for a soon-to-emerge ugly girls sex spree?

Another day, another chikan story.

To grope one girl is risque. To grope two girls is rather cheeky. But to grope thirty, well, that’s just getting carried away.

Or not, especially when it’s a cop and he gets caught — then it’s just unprofessional in the literal sense of the word.

On a train in Kyoto a 38-year-old Osaka head patrol officer was recently grabbed with his hands where they shouldn’t have been — on the body of an office lady.

He offered the excuse for his serial train chikan groping that the ladies in question were simply too “unforgettably soft”. He has been punished of course — with a month’s suspension from active duty. After all, what’s a peccadillo like chikan here and there is you’re a cop?

He openly admitted that he had groped thirty women all over Kansai since last October. Rather perceptively of him, he saw a conflict in his duties to the force and his proclivities, and he has resigned.

But his former colleagues have now charged him with molesting a junior high school student, who had the savvy to snap a photo of her groper. The disgraced law enforcer can at least take some comfort that his nemesis wasn’t a Kawasaki regional idol.