Burlesque fans, get your party clothes on, because on December 11th ageHa will host Burlesque Tokyo Collection x ageHa – Tokyo Tip Night.

The one-night only event will feature around 50 burlesque dancers, which should be more than enough to whet our appetites.

It starts at 11pm and costs ¥3,000 on the door, or ¥2,500 in advance.

This video shows some of the sexiness we can expect.

The main performers are from the aptly named Burlesque Tokyo club in Roppongi.

The mega-cup beauty has done it again.

Not content with transforming herself into an incredible nude model under the mysterious name of Rara Anzai — complete with a ravishing photo shoot to boot — Japanese porn star Shion Utsunomiya has now changed her AV professional name again.

Now she is Rion.

Born in 1994, Rion (or RION) made her porn “debut” in September 2015, two years on from her original debut (if that’s not a contradiction in terms) as Shion Utsunomiya in September 2013. In June 2014 she released a nude photo book as Rara Anzai.

Now she is attacked to and has three AV releases scheduled between October and December, plus a “nude image” DVD (softcore porn) called “ALL NUDE RION” released in October.

Here are some highlights from her new releases.

She’s become a little gyaru-like — kind of reminds of the lesser-known AV idol Mone Uehara.

Despite all the name changes, her “bust of god” (now apparently a J-cup) remains the same immaculate specimen.

Of course, these kinds of AV idol name changes are often just marketing stunts and/or mere legal necessities caused by a change of agency or porn label.

Tenga is determined to make the most out of its anniversary year.

2015 is drawing to a close. At the start of the year, Tenga launched the Premium Tenga Vacuum Cup, a truly awesome new arrival in its bestselling onacup series.

It was the first release as part of a massive series of promo events and releases to celebrate 10 years as the Apple of Japan’s adult industry.

But Tenga is not content to sit back on those laurels it has earned.

It keeps on going.

Now Tenga is back with two more Premium Vacuum Cups to round out the year. This time they are available in stylish white and black colors. The white cup is a “soft” version with a menthol, gentle center, while the black cup is a “hard” one for tough, tighter sensations.

And that’s not all.

Tenga has also created a one-off Tenga Onacup that is an actual lacquered flower vase!

Yes, we are not kidding. Look at this gorgeous specimen in the picture. Talk about luxury masturbation.

It’s just a promo for a campaign that Tenga is running. One lucky customer gets picked from a lottery if you retweet their message.

The Premium Urushi (“urushi” means “lacquer”) looks more like an artwork than a sex toy, and that’s because it partly is (the inside is just hollow, it seems, so you can’t really stick yourself in it). It was designed by Shimpei Kawachi and with lacquer by artisan Shinsuke Akagi.

Please put this in a museum!

Breasts and charity often go together in Japan, as we have seen from past stunts where you can get a grope of some porn star breasts if you donate to a good cause.

Now Japanese adult satellite channel SKY PerfecTV! is holding the 24-Hour TV: Eroticism Saves the Earth (ERO24TV) again is promoting an AIDS awareness charity.

And its methodology is novel, if flawed. Apparently the longer you can keep your eyes closed and not give in to temptation to look at the lovely ladies on display they will donate your money.

Love is Patience is the name of the challenge, available online.

Just get yourself a webcam and a connection. It starts by calibrating your face with eyes open and eyes closed.

And then try not to open your eyes no matter how many ladies you can hear trying to seduce you with descriptions of their busts and what they are doing.

For each minute a participant keeps his (or her) eyes closed, the network donates ¥5 to an AIDS charity.

We gave it a try and lasted a grand total of 7 seconds and were roundly chastised for not showing enough “love” by the hostess. Okay, we think we didn’t calibrate it properly because we definitely had our eyes closed when the whistle blew on us.

Anyway, technical difficulties aside (we ended up contributing ¥0 to the charity), it’s for a good cause so give it a try (Japanese only).

The Stop! AIDS Charity 24-hour telethon starts at 10pm on December 5th on SKY PerfecTV!’s BS Sukapa! channel.

And fear not, the charity breast squeeze-a-thon is also going to be happening in Shinjuku.

Good news! The punishment for serial voyeurism is not as harsh as you might expect!

The case of the Kobe serial drain panty voyeur has captivated us all, from the unabashed earnestness of the act — hours spent in a storm drain just to glimpse a few seconds of the holy grail of passing women’s panties — to the defense by his mother that Yasuomi Hirai it not a pervert, but just likes to hide in drains

Well, it seems that such extreme panchira fetish acts don’t land you in as much trouble as you might expect.

The 28-year-old Hirai has now been summarily indicted and fined ¥500,000 ($4,000) for filming up the skirt of an office lady in her thirties in August. This is the second time he has been caught.

So if you don’t mind getting humiliated by the mass media and social media, it doesn’t necessarily mean jail time for indulging in your fantasies.

We wonder if he will try his luck in a storm drain again. Last time it was his hair that gave him away, as strands were sticking up through the grating. Get a hair cut before embarking on a drain trip next time?

In Japan, there are often “stamp rallies” at train stations or other places. These marketing campaigns encourage people to come to the location and collect stamps from certain spots. This means you have to visit several places, increasing foot traffic at malls, stations, and so on.

Usually they are innocuous promos for kids. But not always.

A stamp rally for the anime series Valkyrie Drive Mermaid has adopted a novel approach: you “stamp” your picture of a female anime character with breasts.

Remember, the Valkyrie Drive franchise is so popular it even became a sex doll recently.

Even the rubber stamps are boob-shaped, modeled on the anime characters themselves. The making-of process was a precise and expert one.

Fans get to hunt down the right boob stamp for their favorite lady. With the stamp, you get to three-dimensionally boost the 2D chest of modestly busted Mamori Tokonome, the blossoming Charlotte Scherzen, the more shapely Mirei Shikishima, or the totally flat-chested Meifon Sakura.

The “boob rally” is being held at six stores in Akihabara until December 6th to celebrate the DVD release of Valkyrie Drive Mermaid.

We’ve seen some unusual masturbator toys in our time as sex bloggers: grenades, bricks, sea anemones, tentacle sex, and more.

There are also onaholes for guys with fantasies about an “extended” clitoris.

More controversially, there are even shotacon “young boy” fantasy toys.

But we’ve never seen a futanari onahole before. (Except perhaps the Otoko no Ko? Onahole, though it did not call itself a futanari toy.)

The Futanari Musume Double Hole takes the fantasy of the sexy hermaphrodite — a cute, slim Japanese girl who just happens to have a huge cock — and turns it into a quite stunning toy, whose design was supervised by Wazuka Inochi.

The staple of doujinshi and eroge (and AV — though it is faked with dildoes) is not only replicated as a beautiful masturbator with bust and erect penis, it also adds something quite novel.

It seems Tama Toys weren’t content with just the futanari theme. They went a step further.

As Kanojo Toys say: “Ever fantasized about penetrating into a penis? Male urethra penetration or urethral sounding is potentially dangerous in real life but here you can give it a try with this futanari idol.”

Yes, you can literally penetrate this futanari in her butt hole but also through her cock.

In futanari porn, lesbian scenes are standard, though sometimes the girl is shown penetrating the man with her giant member. But we have never heard of futanari combined with urethral sounding fantasies before. Top credit to Tama Toys for surprising us yet again.

Some generous soul has unearthed a copy of an old Japanese sex guide for youngsters. And what a find it is.

The first thing to note about The Young Person’s Guide to Sex is the hairy armpit on the cover. Different times, different attitudes, folks.

Dating back to the 1960s, young people could read this handy guide to learn such important things as how to hold hands with your partner.

Apparently such activities as shining your man’s shoe or combing your lady’s hair were also part of the courtship ritual back then.

And then there was the nose-touching and chin-stroking.

The actual sex guide images are fairly tame, done with non-human models for the most part, though there are some are soft-core nudes in between. Not much of an ass there, I’m afraid.

Still, how is this for precision technique?

A kiss isn’t always something most otaku have experienced yet. And they certainly haven’t experienced it with their 2D idols (after all, who has?).

But that doesn’t stop their fevered imaginations — nor does it stop the people who want to make money out of otaku wet dreams.

The candy Kanro Ame has a new flavor: game idol kiss.

Girl Friend Beta, for those poor unenlightened souls out there, is a iOS and Android phone game, with a PlayStation Vita spin-off, manga versions and even an anime adaptation. Quite an industry already.

Essentially it’s a dating simulator game with various virtual ladies.

Girl Friend Beta illustrator QP:flapper has created a special mascot character for Kanro Ame, Umenotan, and to celebrate the maker has also released a special “Christmas” collaboration item: candy that offers up “indirect kisses” with eight of the virtual girlfriends.

We can just imagine the marketing meeting now. “Yes, there is a whole untapped consumer demographic just waiting for our products. How can we target them?” “I know, let’s release our candy flavored as the lips of their favorite virtual game and anime idols.”

The Girl Friend Beta Tablet Candy (ガールフレンド(仮)タブレット菓子) comes in cans illustrated with the girl you are kissing.

It is certainly more practical than the interactive kissing system that an otaku devised back in 2012.

It seems that the world can’t get enough of the alluring world of Manabu Koga’s Underwater Knee-High Girls.

After first seducing us in 2013, the conceit of having cute girls in slinky swimming costumes and knee-high socks shot underwater has not got old.

In fact, as Koga has added gimmicks like props and worked with the likes of “flat-chested” lingerie designer Gomi Hayakawa. The swimsuits in the photo books and exhibitions have even become actual products (in collaboration with sexy swimsuit brand Realise), fans have continued to flock to his vision.

Three photo books later, now Suichu Ni-so, as it is known in Japanese, has become a monthly magazine.

Every calendar month Koga will issue a “mini” photo book.

The first issue for January features a 1/10-scale figure of one of Koga’s favorite models, Shimarisu Mashima (in the trademark blue swimsuit, naturally), plus 75 photos showing Mashima posing for the making of the figure.

The annual AIDS awareness charity event 24-Hour TV: Eroticism Saves the Earth was held over the weekend, complete with its televised antics and its now frankly traditional Shinjuku porn star breast groping event. All in a good cause, we’ll have you know!

Leading up to the event there was even an online fund-raising campaign. Love is Patience challenged you not to look at hot Japanese girls while they did “sexy” stuff. The longer you held out, the more money raised for charity.

This year’s event at the Shinjuku venue attracted 7,175 people — the highest ever and around 1,000 more than last year. In other words, over 7,000 men (there may have been some women too) lined up patiently for a few seconds of publicly groping porn stars’ breasts!

But before we start throwing out aspersions that all Japanese men are perverts — not that we think wanting to touch an adult video star’s chest is perverse by any means — apparently up to “50%” of the visitors were non-Japanese. Well, from the pictures we saw, that seems a massive exaggeration but that people think that shows just how famous this “Boob Aid” event has now become.

The ladies who exposed their breasts for the thousands to touch included Yukina Matsura, Arisa Seina, Yuka Kawami, Hinano Ayami, Yui Serina, Kana Suzuna, and Izumi Asato.

It’s been a long time since we did a regular “idol of the week” post but here’s a great one to whet your appetites and make up for our tardiness.

The shapely Anri Uda certainly made an impression on us when she posed for an (unfortunately censored) shoot for Weekly Playboy earlier in the year.

That’s one sure-fire way to make your Gravure debut. Sadly the uncensored images are only available in the actual magazine.

We love her body: curvy, but without a bust that’s too overloaded.

Born in 1991, Anri Uda is releasing her first “image DVD” this month. A face to watch in 2016.

Nyotaimori is one of those urban myth sex fantasies that only seems to happen in movies or manga. It’s not even certain whether it has any real historical basis, though this hasn’t stopped foreign movies and TV presenting it as a fundamental example of Japanese kinkiness.

Of course, there are places where you can try eating sushi or sashimi off a naked woman’s body.

It has become a rather cheesy ritual that sometimes happens at certain parties, though the aptly named Nyotaimori Tokyo offers a “fashionable” dispatch service where they send a naked female food plate to your destination.

It started in February 2015 and its target is unashamedly not Japanese audiences, but foreign residents and tourists.

Nyotaimori Tokyo recently held a reception party at Rose Tokyo in Nishi-Azabu. As you can see from the photos, it wasn’t just about the naked human sushi plate but also the live music and other elements in the space, like the retro food stalls.

Essentially this is a 30-minute show that should keep your taste buds happy and perhaps some other parts of your appetite. Just don’t expect any “dessert” from the female model after the main course has been removed from her body.

The new Chichi Kabe Titty Wall is like a femdom koonago “tiny man” fetish masturbator.

Imagine being smothered by dozens of massive breasts, the large busts like pillows on your face and body from all sides. This is the dream behind the Chichi Kabe Titty Wall Onahole.

Kanojo Toys says:

There are multiple breasts on the outside of this unique toy, making it a joy to touch and caress as you explore the internal tunnel. And, what’s more, inside the breasts continue in the form of giant nubs and bumps that will stroke your member all over.

This “external organism” is a growing trend with Japanese adult toys.

Though there are a lot of gimmicks in the Japanese onahole industry (remember the “hand grenade masturbator”?), this is not just a visual trick. The design genuinely enhances the pleasure.

The Vacuum Monster did something similar by adding a mouth and multiple breasts to the onahole.

A while ago we saw the Chokaikan Anal Sensei Masturbator, which, in addition to its incredible swirling body is also reversible.

The Gucho Monster series has continued to release new models too, each apparently more strange-looking than the last.

Of course, this is also linked to the array of “tentacle sex” masturbators that exist. The Jururu Tentacle Onahole is probably the most remarkable in design, truly representing the shokushu goukan fantasy in miniature.

Here’s some vintage coverage of United States servicemen enjoying nascent Japanese-style Turkish baths (toruko-buro, the old name for what became soapland).

“The Turkish Bath has come to Tokyo with a difference,” it proclaims. “Real Hot Turkish Bath”. Hmm, quite.

The source is apparently a June 1958 issue of adult magazine People Today. The original scans are viewable here.

The magazine article appears to cover the new modern steam baths appearing in Tokyo in the postwar period, possibly during the occupation years before prostitution was illegalized.

This is all very tame, describing how Don Digilio, a 23-year-old Army private gets a hot steam bath and massage in Asakusa.

The pictures show staff and patron scantily clad, but clothed nonetheless. Of course, in reality there were and are more adult versions of these baths, where the ladies are certainly not clothed and things don’t just stop at some brow-mopping.

There is some “good scrubbing Miss Sudo”, plus the masseuse walks on the client’s spine “as is the Jap custom” (cringe!). Finally, Digilio and his ladies “enjoy a beer at the emporium’s bar”.

According to the magazine, 10% of steam bath clients are Americans, part of the occupation forces.

Of course, today Asakusa is a bit of a dive, except for the tourist spots. Just over the river is Yoshiwara, the old Edo red light district and still today full of fuzoku. The east is certainly known as a place for cheap fun and other areas like Ueno and Uguisudani are full of budget sex clubs, though the whole urban center of Tokyo has shifted westwards to Shinjuku, Shibuya, Ikebukuro and Shinagawa.

Apparently Yokosuka, home to a US naval base, also offered toruko facilities.

Dakimakura Kisai is a “festival” for hug pillow fans to celebrate their beloved anime character-decorated cushions while moshing their hearts out to rock music.

For the fourth event, the festival was held at Shinjuku Antiknock, a gig venue, on December 6th.

Unfortunately we couldn’t be there in person but reliable subculture online magazine KAI-YOU was, so here are some pictures to give you some idea of what this unique event is like.

Essentially this is a concert event for the band milktub, which is led by vocalist bamboo — a colorful performer also known for making video games.

Fans were encouraged to bring their dakimakura “wives”, especially if they had images of the band printed on them — or otherwise just cute anime girls.

Air pumps were even on hand if your blow-up hug pillow (these were not the feather pillow variety of dakimakura) lost some of her “energy” over the course of the concert.

Who says otaku don’t have good music taste?

Japanese women take their bras and cup sizes so seriously they even wear bras designed to reduce their bust or special designer lingerie to bring out the best of their A-cup chest.

Smartphone app ChiChi helps you measure your bust when you leave your phone between your melons.

These are all vague claims at present: ChiChi is looking for “testers” ahead of a January release. So if you want to give it a try, apply on the app’s official website.

Putting a phone between your breasts may sound like a new tech version of paizuri, but it’s actually rumored to cause breast cancer, so we’re not sure about the future of this app.

Given how small Japanese girls’ busts are, we expect the app will have a challenge.

Maro (Maroka Uchiyama) was one of Ayumi Hamasaki’s dancers. He and Hamasaki started dating while she was on the rebound from divorcing her husband Manuel Schwarz in 2012.

However, the fling lasted only until 2013, since when Maro became famous for being famous — and sometimes appeared on TV talk shows to spill the beans on the breakup.

Clearly his career is going in another direction now since Maro has just made his porn debut. Here are some highlights.

Japan is the world’s biggest producer of porn, though it suffers from a chronic shortage of male performers, so it is very sporting of Maro to help the industry out with his talents.

From the casting of Maro to the way it is shot, the title seems aimed at women, a porn genre which is a growing trend for porn in Japan — led by the likes of Soft on Demand’s Silk Labo label.

Maggy has never been a stranger to slinky shoots, having modeled for Peach John lingerie catalogues since 2012.

The haafu model and tarento has now gone further and stripped off for two new solo photo books, “I’m Maggy” and “Your Maggy”, that show off her fey body a lot more.

It’s funny, the people who buy these photo books are actually mostly girls who want to get style and beauty tips off a model they admire. Guys are free to jerk off to them too, of course, for no extra charge.

Here are some older pics of the 1992-born lass.

All good things must come to an end. While we’re not sure if this counts as a “good” thing, we are a little sad to report that one of the funnest stories of the year is reaching its conclusion.

Porn actor Shimiken (Ken Shimizu), who has bedded thousands of women over the course of his career, started a new enterprise earlier this year.

Nothing unusual in that — except this one was a “poo curry” restaurant, serving fecal-like dishes in toilet-shaped bowls. Quite a concept!

Located in a residential district in Setagaya ward, Tokyo, Curry Shop Shimizu has plenty of unusual features, beside the menu itself. The toilet is for women’s use only (perhaps to protect them from Shimiken?) and the restaurant recommends patrons come in clothes they “didn’t mind getting smelly”.

It will now close on January 4th for reasons unknown, perhaps practical, perhaps commercial.

After 17 years and over 7,500 porn titles to his name, Shimiken can’t be accused of getting too stuck in his ways. After this scatological culinary project, what’s next for the busiest man in AV?