Some people don’t learn their lesson.

Well, Yasuomi Hirai is nothing if not consistent.

We first reported on his unique “talents” back in June 2013, when he was arrested for hiding in a drain in order to look up the skirts of girls passing by over him.

Two years on, and Hirai is at it again.

Once again Hyogo police have arrested the panchira fetishist for hiding in a storm drain, all so he could take photos of pedestrians in Kobe.

This time he was caught on August 16th after he was spotted using his phone to film up the skirt of a woman as she walked past the drain he was hiding in.

He had been in there for five hours, starting at 3 a.m.

The drain was around 55 inches wide and 60 inches deep.

He was given away by his hair sticking out of the grating and then he and the victim made eye contact. We wonder what went through her mind as she saw this twenty-eight-year-old man lying in the drain with his phone.

Well, at least he wasn’t wearing a clown costume. Now that would have been scary. “Want your boat, Georgie?”

The completionist side to our personality just wants to post this, even though it’s not new.

What with all the fuss earlier this year of the porn debut of Momona Kito as Yua Mikami, we want to continue our exploration of this theme: the afterlife of Japan’s “respectable” idols.

Remember AKB48’s Rumi Yonezawa?

Well, since her departure from the group in 2012, it seems her career hit hard times. So many idols are processed through the well-grease machinery of the industry that there will inevitably be casualties that fall by the wayside.

And given the open secret that idols (Gravure, music, otaku) have to do makura-eigyo (i.e., have sex with people to get ahead), they end their idol careers at least trained for something else.

And so an increasing number go into porn and no doubt others change their names and become hostesses and call girls.

Rumi Yonezawa went into porn with the Muteki label (who specialize in “catching” these ex-idols) and also did this very nice full-front (“hair nude”) shoot for the occasion. She took the new stage name of Rika Shirota.

Her first and so far only AV release was in December 2014.

Previously known for her fairly innocuous roles, Anne Suzuki appeared in The Egoists (also known by its Japanese title, Keibetsu) in 2011.

In the film Anne Suzuki plays a stripper/dancer Machiko Yagi, which understandably calls for her to be nude and showing off her body on the pole. Talk about changing your image from the girl-next-door type.

The movie features two very nice sex scenes.

In one, Anne Suzuki strips off her yukata in a ryokan (Japanese inn) before her lover gets to work on top of her.

In the other, Anne is on top, her sweaty and tattooed body heaving with pleasure.

When Maud de Boer-Buquicchio, the UN’s special rapporteur on the sale of children, child prostitution and child pornography, told the media that Japan should “ban sexually abusive images of children in manga” at the end of her visit in October, you might think the manga industry would be the ones to get all hot under the collar.

Actually, the strongest reaction seems to have come from the Japanese government itself.

It was another comment Maud de Boer-Buquicchio made that has stoked up trouble.

She drew on unknown statistics to claim that “Some 13% of schoolgirls in Japan are involved in enjo kosei“.

Enjo kosai, as regular readers will know, is the euphemistically named “compensated dating” where school students go on dates with salarymen they meet online in return for money or treats. Hence you can see very young girls with designer bags on their arms. They earn the cash somewhere.

Japan’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs has demanded the remark be officially withdrawn.

It first asked for a source for the claim.

De Boer-Buquicchio apparently responded that she had not relied on one single source because there is no official statistic (we can’t help imagine why…).

“However, many of my interlocutors referred to it as a worrying trend which can easily lead to sexual exploitation of the minors involved in this lucrative business,” she added.

“In the press conference, I made reference to estimates I had seen in open sources to highlight a phenomenon that must be urgently tackled.”

Open sources means websites like this one?

The foreign ministry says her remarks are “inappropriate” and “regrettable”.

Former SKE48 idol Seira Sato has very generously stripped off for some sexy shots showing off her naked body, including a very sensuous glimpse of her butt.

Thanks, Seira!

Another one bites the dust.

Mayu Harada has announced she is officially leaving Keyakizaka46.

Of course, we are sure this has nothing to do with the fact that the 17-year-old was featured in leaked photos showing her kissing and embracing an older man.

It is rumored that the man was her junior high school teacher. The school where he works in Ota ward, Tokyo, has apparently been flooded with phone calls from angry parents. After all, who is next on his hit list of underage kids?

The idol industry’s response? Nothing to see here, keep moving along, nothing to see here…

Yasushi Akimoto’s Keyakizaka46, originally called Toriizaka46, was formed as a Nogizaka46 earlier this year out of 22 girls, selected from 22,509 applicants. One of the idols has already quit.

Another day, another idol sex scandal.

The latest leaked sex photos victim is Nozomi Tsuji

Only this week we had Mayu Harada of Keyakizaka46, whose leaked photos of her kissing her former junior high school teacher and now boyfriend led to her departure from the idol group.

Now it’s the turn of SKE48 idol Nozomi Tsuji to worry about her career after images of her apparently with a boyfriend have somehow leaked online.

And the photos are much more explicit that Mayu Harada’s sentimental kisses and embraces.

Nozomi Tsuji is shown giving oral sex to a lucky guy in what seems like a love hotel. For better or worse, the gentleman’s member is censored in the image.

Nozomi Tsuji is a “trainee” (kenkyusei) at SKE48, the Nagoya sister group of AKB48. (Don’t confuse her with Nozomi Tsuji, the tarento and former Morning Museum idol.)

Perhaps we shouldn’t be so shocked that the “no-dating” rule is in fact total bullshit.

After all, when SKE48 and AKB48 idols leave their respective groups they take their clothes off and start careers in porn.

Ever imagined getting sucked off by a Japanese porn star?

How about Ayaka Tomoda?

Then try this Devil Blow Job 2 Ayaka Tomoda.

We’ve seen a lot of blow-job masturbators and oral sex toys spring from the wild imaginations of Japan’s sex toys designers. There’s even a fellatio onahole out there based on a “male expert” so, gay or not, you can experience the benefits of a lifetime of oral shenanigans.

But this is one of the best because of the realism of the teeth and the tongue, as well as the audacious design of the “deep throat” passage.

Of course, it’s not the first toy of its kind to feature teeth. Previously there was the Younger Sister Blow Job Onahole, which replicated the tender, uncertain suck-off a first-timer might give you.

But if you want the more experienced lips of a porn star, Ayaka Tomoda’s slinky mouth, wrapped tight around your member, then this is the fellatio toy to get you hard and happy.

Winter is coming. Soon the nights will be long and the days cold. We won’t want to leave your blankets and futons.

Be it’s boring to lie there doing nothing. Still, adult toys can also be prohibitively cold at times like this. Making sure you give everything a decent rub beforehand.

Or, if you are Tenga, you just invent a whole new toy.

Hot Tenga is an onacup from their bestselling series that can “self-heat”.

Tenga has experimented in the past with these kinds of “warm” products.

The Tenga Onacup Hole Warmer was an insertable “stick”-style device that you heated in a microwave and then placed in your onacup for a while to warm up the inside.

The Tenga Warmer was a step further. You just turned the “heating dock” on and then slipped your onacup over the “prod” to heat it up.

Nice, but no cigar. All these devices required power or some effort, and Tenga has not really gone back to this idea of a heated onacup for a while.

Hot Tenga is much simpler and we think will revitalize the concept.

It’s a kind of “winter” version of the Tenga Cool Edition cups that provide a menthol “cooling” sensation during the summer.

As Kanojo Toys say:

The “heater” is integrated into the onacup itself. The “Quick Warmer” system means your onacup will be ready for fun in a matter of minutes. Just remove the sticker from the air hole at the top and twist the cog on the heat generation unit at the bottom of the cup. Then press it in and leave the Hot Tenga for 4 minutes on a level surface (a desk or the floor is fine). Check the hole isn’t too hot and then insert yourself into the very warm, very stimulating hole.

The Hot Tenga is also compatible with the Tenga Vacuum Controller, so you can also get a hot AND powered experience too!

The tale of the 28-year-old serial drain voyeur keeps on getting better.

It was amazing enough that the man, arrested in June 2013 for the same crime, would again risk hiding in a drain for hours in order to look up the skirts of passing women (a fetish known as panchira in Japan).

Yasuomi Hirai was arrested on November 9th after he was caught in August using his phone to film up the skirt of a woman walking over the drain grill. He had been in the drain for five hours.

A tabloid reporter spoke to his mother.

“My son has liked to hide in small places like drains since he was a boy. He continued to do this even after he became a junior high school student. He just didn’t seem to grow out of his childishness and as he got older his sexual interests linked up with that. He’s always been bad at interacting with others, I think he was also stressed from his job.”

Hirai himself has said that he would hide himself in the drains around “80 times a year”.

He echoes what his mother says, that he first had an interest in street gutters and then the sexual desires came after that.

Saeko has been slowly but surely transforming herself from a model and tarento famous for being famous (a status mostly created by marrying and divorcing the baseball pitcher Yu Darvish, just after he signed a $60 million deal with the Texas Rangers in 2012).

Part of this was stripping off (in part, at least) and then also inheriting Haruna Kojima’s role as the main brand model for Peach John, one of Japan’s great lingerie lines.

In the latest catalogue, Saeko is supposed to be a ballerina, showing off her perfectly formed, slinky body (remember, she’s had TWO kids with Yu Darvish) to ravishing levels.

Another lingerie model — this time, Ravijour (kind of the slutty version of Peach John) — with ballet connections is British-Japanese actress/model Sonoya Mizuno, who was previously a professional ballerina.

Otherwise, there is ballerina and actress Tamiyo Kusakari. While most famous for appearing in the original Japanese version of Shall We Dance?, Kusakari has also appeared in “hair nude” full-frontal shots, as well as a nude sex scene in a movie called A Terminal Trust (directed by her husband) when she was in her forties!

Part of us died when the Japanese Footjob Onahole sold out.

Foot fetishes are so popular in Japan the toy was one of the adult best-sellers of 2014.

Such a best-seller, in fact, it sold out.

Now a similar toy is here to fill the gap in the market: the aptly named Realistic Ashikoki Footjob Onahole.

If you have a lust for a woman’s feet rubbing you up the right way, this footjob (known in Japanese an ashikoki) toy has even more realistic toes than before and an even tighter hole.

We guess the only question then remains: Do you want it tender or rough?

BattyforNudity2 has posted some awesome pictures and gifs from Korean actress Kong Ye-ji’s mind-blowing nude sex scenes in the new movie Love at the End of the World.

The sex is almost acrobatic at times!

We are suckers for people being famous for no reason — especially if they are hot girls and make the most out of it.

Born in 1991, Miwa Higashimori achieved minor online notoriety in 2014 during what is called a hoso-jiko or “broadcast accident”.

NHK was doing a live broadcast of Omotesando in the heart of Tokyo in May 2014 after Tokyo was hit by an earthquake.

She happened to be caught on camera, walking around drunk in the afternoon and sharing a smoke with some admiring men on the street at the main intersection.

Higashimori was actually a model and C-list tarento, but she then used her brief online infamy to good effect in her career.

She had actually joined the entertainment industry as a child model in 1999 but her window of fame in May 2014 got her a contract with an agency.

She transformed herself into a Gravure model, launching a sexy DVD in late 2014.

She also posed for a series of hot shots showing off her great body.

Since then the savvy Miwa has become involved with the food business, fronting cream bun products and also developing them for a company. Well, we doubt Miwa is going to achieve much more any time soon but we will still admire her body.

As we know, there are some seriously hot Japanese sportswomen out there: from the cute volleyball players to the slutty snowboarders and boxers and gymnasts.

Ami Inamura proves that a Japanese girl gripping a hard bat looks might fine indeed.

Born in 1996, the idol and model has a mighty swing and claims to have acquired her impressive bust through baseball training. Of course, her appeal comes not just from looking cute in baseball gear (and in general), but from her femdom personality: imagine being “swung” by her strong arms.

Her special gimmick as a “baseball Gravure” has earned her some lucrative TV commercial gigs.

Her small window of fame in 2015 (mostly caused by a Toyota ad she did dressed up as a sexy office lady) may now be over, but we still enjoy the fruits.

The actress Mai Kitajima has been in the news recently. She has currently gone through a trial surrounding the paternity of the son she supposedly had with her former husband, former Hikari Genji idol Mikio Osawa.

It seems Mai Kitajima was an active lady and had an affair with someone else, and their son was raised as Osawa’s but in fact DNA testing has now categorically proved he is not related. The boy is 18.

Osawa and Kitajima married in 1996 after a long courtship, ostensibly because she was pregnant. It seems that she wasn’t seeing only Osawa during this time. She and Osawa divorced in 2005. Since then she has remarried and had another child with a new man.

Now 43, Mai is probably still quite a hottie and, since she was brought up in America, she likely speaks good English.

Perhaps we shouldn’t be shocked that for once it was the woman who was busy having fun in addition to her official relationship.

After all, Mai is clearly something of a free spirit, based on her career.

In the past she has posed for hair nude shots.

Following her divorce, she also later appeared in the soft-core porn films The Brutal Hopelessness of Love (2007), where she shows full-frontal nudity and gets strapped to a bondage chair! Talk about giving it all for your art.

The joy of sleeping with a beautiful partner — and we mean the sleeping part — is something many of us don’t get to experience on a regular enough basis.

In fact, it’s such an unattainable dream for some that there are even digital alternatives to make up for what reality cannot provide.

But what about the ladies? Do they get to enjoy the wonders of sleeping next to a hot guy enough in their busy lives?

It seems the answer is no, since there is a job called a soine-shi — a professional snuggler.

One such ikemen “hunk” version of this little-known trade is Kaede Ichijo, a 24-year-old snuggler who visits the apartments of Japanese girls in their thirties to help “heal” them through enjoying a drink together.

And then they lie down on the futon for some one-on-one shuteye time.

There’s no “extras” but Kaede Ichijo offers the client his arm, and she snuggles up to him for some rest.

Kaede Ichijo, who also works as a regular host, joined the “snuggle industry” and now has around 10 regular clients — all women in their thirties and forties. In total he has offered sleeping services for 300 women.

A daytime nap course costs from ¥20,000 (around $160) for 2 hours, or a full six-hour “goodnight” course is from ¥50,000 (over $400) — with transport costs on top.

You can even hire such soine-shi to come visit you in a love hotel for some mutual shuteye.

There is a growing trend for this kind of host-lite service: the Ikemeso Danshi service recently started, offering “dispatch” men sent out to offices to give kabe-don for crying girls.

Of course, this is very similar to Soineya, the “snuggle service” where you can rest your eyes literally on the butt of a cute girl. It started in 2012 with branches in Ikebukuro and Kabukicho, but sadly no longer seems to be open for business. Don’t despair, though, there are plenty of other cuddle cafes around in Akihabara.

Once again we have bad news about Japan and sexually transmitted diseases.

Syphilis cases have jumped yet again, this time increasing by over 2,000 in less than a year.

The number of cases logged between January 1st and October 28th is 2,037 — already more than 2014’s record 1,617.

1,463 of the cases were male, while 574 were female.

There has been a 2.1 increase in the number of women contracting syphilis through heterosexual contact.

The increase especially affected women aged between 15 and 35, and between 20 and 24. Ladies, protect yourselves!

Japan is a land where local men rarely use condoms, despite love hotels giving them away for free. This leads to plenty of shotgun marriages — including many prominent celebrities — and an epidemic of STDs just waiting to happen.

In 2014, there was another spike, with cases exceeding 1,000 for the first time, though almost all over whom were men. Numbers have been on the increase regularly since 2010.

Japan’s National Institute of Infectious Diseases only started keeping records in 2000 and has previously said the increase is caused mainly by male-on-male sexual contact. However, this year’s statistics indicate a more wide-spread problem.

Japan is apparently the biggest producer of selfie porn and here’s a great example.

Here is a series of hamedori (POV porn) images, purportedly leaked, showing two colleges students having a good time.

We have no idea if this is genuine but enjoy…

See more nude selfies.

Behold the beauty of Eimi Kuroda.

Born in 1988, the haafu model has a Japanese father and English mother.

She is good friends with fellow fashion model and haafu Kiko Mizuhara. They are both Tokyo party girls and like to get up to high jinks, such as impromptu pole dancing.

Back in 2010, when she was still 22 and one would think careful about her future career, she jumped ahead and joined the hair nude club by posing for an entry in the Shincho Mook series of Gekkan photo-books. A series of alluring shots by Hajime Sawatari showed off her body — all of it.

The choice hasn’t affected Eimi’s career as a fashion model for mainstream brands and magazines.

What we like about Kuroda is — like her friend and “Asian beauty” Kiko Mizuhara — how flat her chest is and yet how sexy she makes her body look, not in spite of her petite bust but actually because of it. She is both masculine and feminine; both international and cosmopolitan-looking but also highly Japanese and Asian.