Japanese police have bagged the latest major criminal in the land. An 82-year-old panties thief will meet justice at last after cops in Hyogo Prefecture arrested Tsuyoshi Matsusue on Sunday.
The octogenarian had been sighted stealing a 59-year-old woman’s pair of underwear from her garden, says Tokyo Reporter. The sprightly pensioner made off with his prize on Sunday morning but the victim’s husband gave chase for 200 meters.
Unfortunately, his physique was not as strong as his erotic energies, and the 62-year-old husband managed to catch up with the panties thief.
When questioned by police he offered the following excuse for his behavior.
“I wanted to smell them,” he admitted.
Apparently it had been his first such crime.
As Japan’s population gets grayer and grayer — but remains as horny as ever — we predict an ever-increasing number of these pension incidents.
There has already been a reported surge in elderly stalkers, as well as a rise in sex services catering to older patrons.
