During the rainy season, it can sometimes be a pain to go out. In this day and age, fortunately you can turn on an app and still ensure you get your lunch.
Even more so in the coronavirus era, Ubu Eats and similar services are doing well and Tokyo’s streets are now filled with such cyclists — often young people earning extra cash.
What if one of them delivered you much more than just a bowl of food?
The Ubu Eats Blowjob Onahole by Teppen explores this fantasy we have all had whenever the cyclist bringing the meal is a young woman.
But the hardworking toy designers at Teppen have gone further than just sticking a picture of a cyclist on the box — actually, they didn’t take this obvious route at all — and a parody of the Uber Eats logo. No, they have come up with a genuinely high-quality masturbator toy that delivers a blowjob and vaginal penetration all in one. After all, Uber Eats is all about convenience and choice, right?
This hot girl has a mouth on one end of the toy, ready to chow down on your “order.” From the other side, slip yourself into her tight pussy. The mouth end is superbly rendered, featuring lips, teeth, a nose, and tongue, while the tunnel replicates the snug squeeze of a throat combined with a vagina.
The decision to replace “Uber” with “Ubu” is not just a quick fix to avoid legal trouble: Ubu means “innocent” or “pure” and is a common word in Japanese adult toys, especially with a virgin theme (great examples of this here, here, and here).
Does this scenario sounds too far-fetched? Perhaps. But remember, Tokyo is a city where the Uber Eats bikes are manned by such hot ladies as Yu Maria, the sometime ring girl and model who doesn’t wear a bra during her shifts.
It’s sadly not available through your Uber Eats app but the Ubu Eats Blowjob Onahole can now be ordered globally at Kanojo Toys.
