We all know that masturbation requires at least two things: your cock and your hand. Ideally you would also have another thing ready: tissues.
Yes, never was so humble a household object so gratefully received as when you need to mop up your spunk after gratifyingly finishing a session with a shudder of your johnson.
Sex toys like masturbators make this situation somewhat less severe, since you tend to finish inside the toy. Nonetheless, tissues are necessary for wiping off excess lube and cum from your body.
Tenga, the most sophisticated adult brand in Japan, knows this well, having revolutionized the masturbation aid market. Following its previous campaign that saw it take adult toys into space, for its latest viral-aspirant marketing stunt, it has made and released a tissue dispenser. As a hat.
Huh? Well, you never know when you’re going to want to pop one out. Now you can have protection on your head from the sun and access to tissues if you need to clean up after yourself.
No gimmicks or prize-winning innovations here per se. The design is a simple affair: a basic black hat with a flap inside for storing a pack of tissues and then a little hole/slit for pulling out an individual tissue when it’s needed.
Tenga has intriguingly chosen to advertise its product, which it calls the Pocket Hat, with photos of a couple using the tissue-dispensing headwear, which inevitably conjures up mental images of cleaning up after bukkake. But no, apparently the tissue is actually for couples who have gotten into a fight and need the tissues to wipe away tears.
So, this is a conceptual extension of Tenga’s growing lineup of couple-play toys, like the popular Vi-Bo vibrator series.
