Well, here is an new addition to our mental list of crazy yet amazing Japanese sex toys. After all, how can you say no to a sweet corn cob dildo?!
Yes, the Sweet Corn Cock Dildo is as awesome as it name makes it sound.
Japanese dildos certainly come in all shapes and sizes, and there are plenty of arguably pointless gimmicks out there (a kendama dildo, anyone?). From uncircumcised phimosis dildos to ones with cute character faces on them, there really is something for everyone, if you care to look hard enough.
But rarely does visual flair combine with functionality quite so brilliantly as this.
The large, erect cock is shaped like sweet corn cob, meaning there is a slender and attractive glans followed by a nubbed and uniquely textured shaft with “kernels” to enjoy. The base also has a strong suction cup so the toy can be used in a variety of locations and scenarios.
If you think the color is about as un-erotic as you can get, wait till you glide in over the kernels and experience the sensation of your or your partner being stimulated.
Of course, aficionados may spot that this kind of sex toy has actually existed for centuries, including in Japan. The Higo Zuiki series of dildos are modern replicas of traditional pleasure items, made from the colocasia gigantea, or giant elephant ear taro, which has a prominent stalk.
The Sweet Corn Cock Dildo is available now from Kanojo Toys.
