Don’t think too much about what you are going to get your friends and relatives this Christmas? Worry about how you are going to sate those desires of yours and your partner(s).
Forget the bad TV or customary meals. We spend much of the holiday season looking forward to getting into a warm bed and releasing all our energies in the best possible way.
So here’s our ultimate adult Christmas (sexmas!) guide to help you do the same.
Our partner shop Kanojo Toys has selected a few products for couples, men, and women, plus some examples of their awesome fetish items.
And if this is still not enough for your horny needs, check out their full range here.
Need to spice things up with your significant other(s)? Try the Human Toilet Shame Ryoujoku Stockings, Soapland Bath Sex Stool, Ryojoku Punishment Chair or Oshioki Punshment Sex Bed-Chair.
Want to go a bit softer because BDSM isn’t your thing? The Beeswax Oil Shibari Jute Rope is a fine beginner-level shibari (rope bondage) item while the Yobai Glowing Night Vibrator should light things up nicely. Finally, you could try this unique cock sleeve/extender to add some girth to your thrusts.
Sex toys are often, well, sexist: just focused on the guys. Japanese sex toys don’t have a great reputation for female-centric items but that has been changing, not least thanks to Tenga’s Iroha series.
Some other great vibrators you should definitely try include the Clitoral Hasami Vibrator (look out for the awesome “fingers”) and the Triple Bullet Pink Vibrator.
For dildos, you can go a bit controversial and try the First Experience Dildo Small Japanese Cock from Tama Toys, or opt for this bad boy.
Finally, when all else fails, there’s always a sex machine like the Lady’s SOM to power up the fun.
The list of great toys for the boys is endless, so we had serious trouble choosing.
For porn star clone toys, there’s nothing like the Kupaa Kirara Asuka Onahole to get you started.
In terms of sex machines, the Puchi SOM or the Men’s SOM Rocket Type are constant bestsellers.
Tenga continues to impress with new releases, such as the Premium Vacuum Cup.
Onaholes can seem familiar after a while, so get a blow-job one to change things up.
The hit dakimakura of the moment is the Tama Toys Insert Air Pillow and it’s easy to see why.
Vibrators are also not just for girls, as this prostate vibe proves very well.
And if you want to enhance your size to enhance your pleasure, try this penis pump.
If you can afford to splash out into high three-digit figures or even four digits, there’s plenty to tempt you.
First up, it’s a no-brainer: Real Body Julia, based on the adult video star of the same name.
While everyone knows and admires Orient Industry’s silicone sex dolls, recently the adult retailer Manzoku has been producing their own range with incredible results. Start with the Manzoku Body Luxury Sex Doll MSD029 or the Manzoku Body MSD047 Doll.
Fetish
Finally, if there’s one thing people associate with Japan it’s weird stuff. And that includes adult Japan too, from sex dolls to bukkake, cross-dressing, pregnancy porn, “underage” things, used panties and smell fetish.
If you are into breast milk or paizuri fetish, the Disgraceful Oppai Body Paizuri Breast Milk Fetish Onahole allows you to penetrate a toy and then make it “leak” breast milk out of the nipples.
More conventionally, if that’s the right word, you can try the Japanese Mother Lactating Breast Milk Lubricant or the Pregnant Wife Body Odor Fetish Bottle.
Into futanari? Then don’t miss the Futanari Museum Double Hole.
Mini dolls have become a thing in recent years, and the Libidoll and Dollho have won thousands of fans worldwide.
Cross-dressers or gender-curious should explore the Kanojo Toys range of otoko no ko items, which includes porn, costumes and even manicure sets.
Like shotacon? Try the Shota Vibrator.
More stereotypically, you can’t go wrong in terms of fetish toys with a Japanese smell fetish item (spray, lube or aroma liquid) or pair of used panties.
And when you’ve shot your load and the fun’s over, pick up the Tenga Men’s Loupe Sperm Viewer to see what all the fuss was for!
Now that is what we call celebrating Yuletide in style.
